Sunday, May 30, 2010

Five signs you really do hate each other

  • A piece of cilantro is stuck to your date’s chin, and you don’t bother to mention it. Your date knows it’s there and doesn’t bother to remove it.
  • You both could describe every detail of the door but don’t know what color your date’s eyes are.
  • If it were videotaped, your conversation would make it on America’s Most Boring Videos.
  • You have to keep explaining punch lines.
  • Your mouths are killing both of you from all that fake smiling.

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