Tuesday, June 29, 2010

Five ways to put a hideous date in perspective

  1. Rent Fatal Attraction.
  2. Thank technology for VCRs and DVD recorders — you didn’t have to miss anything while you were out.
  3. Count how many days you’ve been alive. Subtract only one.
  4. Look at your watch — it just seemed like forever.
  5. Check your pulse. You survived!

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