Wednesday, October 15, 2008

Profile of the politically correct date: A joke

  • Drink more than two glasses of red wine . . . if you drink at all.
  • Eat meat (fish and chicken are okay).
  • Set your hairstyle with hair spray from an aerosol can.
  • Wear fur, leather, perfume, cologne, or chemicals of any kind (includes sunscreen and antiperspirant).
  • Discuss politics (unless you met at a rally).
  • Call her “babe” or him “sir.”

  • Ask for bottled water in the restaurant.
  • Discuss whale watching and spotted owl spotting.
  • Praise family values.
  • Insist on splitting the check.

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